I’ve been waiting all my life for a piece of Apple Pie. I got a job and I’m waiting for my Apple Pie. I think I’ll have mine ala mode with coffee. Can’t you see it now: on a banner high across mainstreet: Tom Sharp! Get Your Apple Pie! I can hardly wait, oh boy; a piece of pie is my reward and I want Apple Pie, Apple Pie with whipped cream on it and a cherry on top, to eat it in the park, to eat it in bed, to eat it any place I can get it! ’Cause I don’t know what I’ve been working for if it ain’t that Apple Pie, babe, Gimmie Gimmie that Apple Pie, oh boy.
21 June 1974