Fifty Bad Translations
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The effects of men disgust me. The smell of tailor shops repels me. I’m tired of tailored business suits because they fail to disguise bad habits. The more I see, the less I like. Barber shops make me itch. I’m tired of trimmed hair and close shaves because they fail to make men seem clean. Why not rip it up? Why not cut the ties toss the hats, and draw “Be nicer!” on all the mirrors. I’m distraught; I’d like to run naked down the boulevard. I can’t pretend anymore that normality is nice in any way, that honor isn’t a disguise, that shoes matter, that eating meat is anything but an act of savagery.