Wonderland by Tom Sharp

A bull knocks the foolish peacock, strutting by itself, into the spring. A sunset lasts only minutes; a fertile garden comes and goes. A fisherman was jealous of pelicans, but scaring them off didn’t catch him any fish. An emperor’s grandson was so conceited that he was easily made a fool of. The collected works of Zhuge Liang has thousands of pages of trivial matters.

赤霄行 by 杜甫 (Du Fu)

孔雀未知牛有角，渴饮寒泉逢牴触。 赤霄悬圃须往来，翠尾金花不辞辱。 江中淘河吓飞燕，衔泥却落羞华屋。 皇孙犹曾莲勺困，卫庄见贬伤其足。 老翁慎莫怪少年，葛亮贵和书有篇。 丈夫垂名动万年，记忆细故非高贤。