The God of Mischief

The god of mischief is looking for trouble. If you try to ignore him, he’ll pay you double. He whispers to the thief that no one will notice, and he knows if no one cares, for him it’s a bonus. If you have a grievance, he’ll whisper in your ear to aggravate your grief, and then disappear. The god of mischief never plans ahead. If opportunity doesn’t knock, he knocks opportunity instead. If he forgets his wife, he picks up another. You better look out; he might take your mother. The god of mischief is looking for trouble. If you try to ignore him, he’ll pay you double. He tells the cheater he’s not really cheating. Then he tells the same to the person he’s beating. He whispers in the ear of the woman who’s jealous; he tells her things that make her more zealous. If you’re angry, he’ll give you a club. If you don’t have anything mean to say, he’ll suggest a snub. He teaches bullies that they have fists, and if he can’t find bullies, then bullies he enlists. The god of mischief is looking for trouble. If you try to ignore him, he’ll pay you double.