Moths

with Tom Kelly

Moths will eat your macho but if you’re wearing wool then you can pull it over your warts. The moth is the boss of the underworld. A moth never blows out a candle. A moth will bet its wings on a light bulb. Moths are softer than goosedown, but they’ll never goose you, although they have a large beard. Moths have natural rhythm. A moth’s penis is cute, but no moths work here. All moths are closet cases. If you’re an emperor you can have a case of moths for your birthday. No moths need apply.

5 June 1975