Little yapping dogs

The public face of yapping dogs is only an act they put on for fun; it’s fun to act as though their bark weren’t worse than their bite. At home, these dogs are like loving babies, only more intelligent, because they let you know when it’s time for them to use the back yard, and they don’t throw their food on the floor; they appreciate being fed Doctor Bog dog food and the occasional table scrap. It’s true, these dogs are loyal, and with their big brown eyes they make their masters and mistresses feel noble, powerful, and grand.