One may read that 5.7% of people in the world believe in folk religions. However, the Church of Dispercentagism disbelieves it. They disbelieve in any percentage without qualification. They say that many so-called Catholics are actually folk believers. They say that many religious beliefs and practices (they won’t say how many) are disorganized and deviant enough to be officially disqualifiable. Dispercentagism warns that the law of approximation is a disconception and that all generalizations, except for this one, are fundamentally dissubstantial.