True Seasonalism

True Seasonalists insist that of the true seasons there are exactly four. Each season has its appropriate god and its appropriate prayers. Easter Bunny is spring, Yankee Doodle is summer, Jack Frost is autumn, and Santa Claus is winter. Worshipping other gods and other seasons are forms of idolatry. Living willingly in a land with only a rainy season and a dry season is rank heresy.