Dumb luck

There’s a story about a guy from the bush who was known to live in Sidney for a while, who was so dumb that he never understood a personal slight, and never shied away from any risky behavior that might pop into his head. He thought it was fun to step in front of moving cars and to eat anything he found on a sidewalk. The guy was incredibly suggestible and didn’t realize how dumb he was. The thing is, he always got away with it and never realized how lucky he had been.