False fungi

It might look like a mushroom glistening in the morning dew but it could be a surveillance device. Maybe the CIA wants to overhear conversations in your back yard or it’s put there by aliens. Maybe it’s a just a real mushroom planted in your yard by fairies, especially if they’re growing in a ring. One of the largest organisms on earth is a fungus in Oregon’s Malheur National Forest. Who knows what kind of information is stored in its vacuoles and Golgi bodies? Who knows how many other places on earth, undetected underground, they grow? There might be a good reason that you need your get rid of all leaven for Passover. Is it a symbolic act? Or is it an impurity that marks you for one reason or another?