Narcissist distopia

We should all tell the narcissists we know there’s a hidden secret city with advanced technology in the middle of the Saharan desert and that the city is looking for a leader. There’s a dome over the city that looks like sand dunes. Their technology extracts fuel from the atmosphere, and has genetically improved livestock management and vegetable nutrition. However, they have had a hard time keeping a competent leader. Tell all the narcissists you know that they have all it would take, because we want them to want it, and we’d love for them to go look for it, except we also have sympathy for them. We ourselves prefer to stay here. We know that this secret city is far from any utopian ideal if the proportion of idealists to narcissists is low.