Theory of the unconscious

Since you can’t know it directly and I know you’re curious, let me tell you all about it. The unconscious in all of us are actually artists. Also insatiable experimenters. Since your unconscious has no direct control over your body, all its work is conceptual art. It has no direct control but it’s not cut off from the world. It makes works of art from your experiences using a variety of effects— collage, pastiche, parody, various filters and distortions, simplification, time reversal, and merging of objects and events. Like any artist, your unconscious has its own creative agenda. You can’t make it paint a fish. Sorry if painting a fish was all you ever wanted your unconscious to do.