God of the Coconut

God resides where he wishes, and we believe he resides in the coconut. Not just one coconut, all of them. So with each one you get a bit of heaven. There is only one alcoholic drink that God approves of, and that is the piña colada with rum, pineapple, and coconut. You ask, how does he get there? How does he get into all the coconuts? I’ll tell you, he is God and he can do what he pleases.