Pets of Paradise

Hollywood producers have promulgated many global waves of social change. Today, pet cemeteries, slow to be widely copied, are being given a boost by Hollywood celebrity producer Gram Graham. “We are selling not merely a final resting place for your beloved Fifi or Petite Boots. No, this place becomes a shrine to your dear pet’s memory.” For an added cost, your photos and stories are put into a gilded book, and you are sent home with a small shrine to display this book that can fit nicely on a side table in your hall. Candles, incense, and essential oils complete the package. “What is love?” asks Graham. “What is love if not an everlasting and respectful memory of the family member who has departed but retains a piece of your heart? Yes, there is a place in heaven that we think of as paradise for all the loves of your life.”