Goat rider

In early December 1918, the war had ended and an old man rode into Prague on a goat. A young boy asked him, “Why don’t you walk and pull your goat with a rope?” The old man said, “He’s a stubborn goat. He won’t follow me. He just eats the rope.” The boy asked, “Why did you come here?” The old man answered, “Oh. You think I decided?”