Survivor

Frank G. of Hoboken, New Jersey, says he’s survived 23 murder attempts. Three were failed robberies. Two office burglaries, gone wrong. One was a disgruntled postal employee, although it wasn’t personal. His ex-wife hired a hit man who tried to kill him three times; she didn’t pay for a fourth attempt. Frank suffered bullet wounds knifing attempts, one poisoning, and many vehicular manslaughter attempts. He says that he’s not an evil man; there’s no good reason for people trying to kill him. But he keeps EMTs on speed dial because he’s still counting.