Yawning Gary

Gary Dundle of Marion, Ohio, didn’t yawn only in church. He was a milkman; maybe it was his early hours. He yawned at home, at work, in the park, and in bars. He also never tried to stifle yawn. His yawns were loud and wide. He had an impressive yawn. It attracted a lot of attention but Gary acted as though it were perfectly normal, never apologized, never looked embarrassed. Gary might have gotten into the Guinness Book of World Records for the most yawns per day, but he said with a yawn that he couldn’t be bothered.