Jesus toast

The inventor of the electric toaster that burns an image of the face of Jesus into slices of white bread has donated the profits from his invention to the Friends of Believers in Duluth. Now he wants to expand his work to toasted images of Santa Claus, Smokey the Bear, Uncle Sam, and the presidents on Mount Rushmore. He wants to toast “A a” with an apple, “B b” with a honey bee, and so forth, to help young children learn the alphabet. To further this humanitarian effort, the Friends of Toast Society has started a funding campaign. All over the country, ladies societies, church groups, and scout troops have pitched in to collect nickels.