Lazarus funeral home

The Schlep-Putz funeral home and crematorium in Keremeos, British Columbia, unfortunately become known for going bankrupt even though their business was booming. People brought their departed family members to Schlep-Putz from all over the province because, it turned out, a large percentage of the departed were waking up before they could be embalmed or cremated. In one month, 53 supposedly dead people were delivered to Schlep-Putz, and 32 of them woke up on the slab. The next month, 135 people were delivered. Although only 41 of them woke up, Schlep-Putz couldn’t deal with the volume, so the undertaker had a nervous breakdown and they went bankrupt.