Richland Center, Wisconsin

The Tiajuana Crossing used to be a Dairy Queen, and it still has the softy machine for cones, sundaes, and shakes, but also serves fries, burgers, dogs, chicken nuggets,
Bar BQ, and gyros. The girl behind the window is Sally; she gives her last name as Q. She only works here, serving you a rootbeer float; otherwise, she’s an art student at UW-Platteville. Her hair is blue; she loves you, too.