Dissing the elite Tom Sharp

She wears the finest clothes nimbly sewn by slender hands. She has a button on her belt, worn only by the best people. As the best of the elite, she stands to the side, and raises her hand to draw attention to her ivory hairpins. Petty privileges matter to narrow-minded people like her. The vain are fair game, so let’s laugh at her expense.

葛屦 诗经

纠纠葛屦，可以履霜。 掺掺女手，可以缝裳。 要之襋之，好人服之。 好人提提，宛然左辟，佩其象揥。 维是褊心，是以为刺。